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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The local fags - Communism or Nazism?

Douchebags, ignorant pricks and pro-government suckers. You'll be seeing a lot of those if you come to Sibu. Now, on the last rant about the locals, I was criticizing the culture in here. Now, it can't get worse from there now can it?

Think again.

Every single person here has a religion of his or her own. Now, I don't have a problem with that. But what I do get pissy about is the fact that these people would go to great lengths to preach their religion to other people. Now call me sad, but they would say that you have no moral values if you do not believe in any religion at all. No, this isn't an over-exaggeration, but a fact.

Oh, and did I mention that I was told to shut up about the fact that I don't have a religion? I don't think so.

Yes, I was told to shut up for "corrupting the young minds" by an anonymous teacher. I will not reveal her identity for my own reasons. But surely, you should realize that you are being a fucking hypocrite. In fact, you're saying that anyone who doesn't believe in god has no moral values at all and should be burned in hell's fire for his entire life. Oh, and did I forget to mention the fact that you're being a fucking Nazi?

Remember Hitler and his Facism? Nazi Germany had it's own religion when Hitler was in power. This was obviously inspired by Japan. In it's Imperialist days, the people there believed that the Emperor(Tenno Heika/皇帝) was the descendant of the Sun God. The next "Heika" would be the oldest son of the current "Heika". Yes, at that time, their world leaders were automatically appointed. There's no arguing against it or its your head off your body. So anyway, we fast forward to the beginning of Hitler's regime and WW2 when the Holocaust was formed. The Nazis had believed that Hitler was god. No, this is not a joke and Hitler's version of The Bible was released as "Mein Kampf". So basically, they forced every single fucking German to support(and believe) in the fact that Hitler is God. It is no different in here as parents force their kids to believe in God while teachers claim that anyone who doesn't believe in any religion has no moral values at all.

Now, this is where the communist part comes in. Kids in here have NO FREEDOM at all. Everything must be controlled by their parents. From what they wear to the subjects they take. I've known people who have been forced from the Art stream to the Science stream and even students who were forced to take Accounting over Art and vice versa. What the fuck is that, I don't know but this is just downright Communist. In Communism, only the government is allowed to voice out their opinion. Civilians? Shut the fuck up. It's the same thing with about 90% of the families in here. The kids aren't allowed to make their own decisions, let alone voice out their opinion about their parent's actions.

To parents: We are the ones who are going to school, not you. This is our life, not yours. Understood?
To the damn kids: Stop being Najib's puppet.


Rant adjourned.




{AW}Bryan

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Go do your job, admins

Recently, I have been told not once, not twice, but thrice to fulfill my duty as an admin/moderator. Yes, that's three fucking times. It's not just {AW}'s AssaultCube servers, but also the other forum I moderate. And no, I'm not referring to the forum that belongs to Ascended Warriors. Now, you'll probably give me the "Go do your job then, idiot." response but I have done my job and that's that.

There are tons of fuckers in our server complaining about cheaters. I tell them to obtain some fucking proof and go post it on the forums but they refuse to do so and they cry out some nigger bullshit statement like "GO DO YOUR JOB ADMIN". For fucks sake, there's a reason why FRAPS is there. Use it. I don't fucking care if it's going to take up lot's of HDD space because you could always reset the resolution to reduce the file size. And my job is not just to ban, but to CONFIRM that the "suspect" is breaking the rules intentionally.

If that wasn't enough, you have the retards who cry about AssaultCube professionals like me and votekick the fuck out of you. And if they don't get what they want, expect some spam from them, telling you to fuck off, turn off your cheats and the usual "get a life" line. If it doesn't go by those lines, then it will probably be the "your mom" joke and that is seriously getting old. Try going for some originality already.



Rant adjourned.


{AW}Bryan

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The local fags...

Come to East Malaysia and criticize the government in front of a local civilian and he'll get offended by your statement. The next thing you know is that he cries all over a goddamn simple, common fact and throws unoriginal insults at you.

Now call me sad but the fact remains that most of the teenagers in here(and adults too) are ignorant. Google? Forget about it. They don't see the point of using a search engine when they have a question. What's worse is the fact that they only listen to government propaganda. No, don't ask them to use Google and look up BTN or May 13 because you'll only get "fingered" so save your breath.

Now let's steer away from the political sector and come to the local "budaya". You could say that it's every Malaysian for him/herself because it's true. A few days ago, my mother was about to make the usual U-turn outside the school when some f**ked up idiot in a jacked up Saga attempted to "cut" the queue. In the end, she delayed both of us and created a traffic jam like lulz. Exaggeration? I think not. On the same afternoon, another mother in a Vios parked her car in the middle of the road, blocking a truck convoy which resulted in another traffic jam. It gets worse when the f**kers drive through red traffic lights as if to show the other drivers that they're "1337 street racers". Then you have the "matrempits" who think that by doing a wheelie, all the girls would be going after them like lulz. Tire punctured? Don't count on anyone to pull over because most of the time, they won't. Alright, some will but most of them won't do anything but watch the drama.

Now we come to the faghats who think that by getting 7As in their PMR, they have the right to wave their E-Penises around the Internet. For fucks sake, the SPM certificate is not recognized internationally which is why you have to take up MUET and O level examinations. And don't think you'll be able to get a job easily with that kind of attitude. In the end, it's all about PR and skills. But those who don't get good grades in public examinations are usually the ones who have no life. You know the type. Dyed hair, going to cybercafes the whole day, smoking cigars and of course, the usual involvement in gangsterism. Want something worse? DotArds are EXTREMELY COMMON in here. And it's no big surprise either, considering the fact that this town is filled with faghats who try to be smart but end up failing on an epic scale when I step in to troll the f**k out of them.

Now, the situation can't get any worse can it? I think it can. I remember someone stating the following...
"I don't like people who say other people shit!"
And yet she talks behind my back like lulz just because I said "Najib+UMNO+The Government Body=Indonesia#2?"


Stop waving your E-Penises around. Come out of your rock and listen to the REAL news, not the fucking government propaganda from the radio stations and the newspapers. Learn to actually take in some criticism and look at the whole situation before you talk about things that you don't even know about. And most important of all these things, STOP relying on your parents to feed you.


Rant adjourned