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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Justin Bieber fangirls=Annoying lil' shits

So I open up my comments box on Youtube and guess what I found...

"@iambryan1234 your the nobody. everyone likes him!"
"@iambryan1234 what r u talking about loser!! he is awesomee.. thats my opinion .. and plus if u dont like him why do u make him fell more bad about himself.. :( and plus I LLOOVVEE JUSTIN BIEBER.. AND IM A SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if ur a fan of justin bieber thumbs up 2 show her/him tht pepopple LOVE juatin bieebr including me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, a bunch of annoying Justin Bieber fangirls who couldn't even take in a bit of criticism about him. And what's more? They give Americans a very, bad image. Yes, most of these asswipes are from America but a lot of th
ese annoying fangirls have also been sprouting up in Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia, UK and even Germany. Yes, basically, they listen to annoying pop stars like Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift.

OK, sure, Taylor Swift is still passable but Miley Cyrus has an annoying voice which is proven in Party In The USA and Selena Gomez has a lot of uninteresting crap, not to mention the fact that all of the movies she has been acting in are shit. And for crying out loud, Justin Bieber has that bitch ass voice which makes those South Korean wannabes look good and let's face it; Big Bang and K-On! are already as bad as they can be.
"Justin Bieber has a voice that can even make Big Bang and K-On! look good."

Now, for the sake of these two idiots' good, I will not give out names. However, the first idiot just had to turn this shit argument into me playing 'shitty Xbox games' all day long and having no life.

uh.. look whos talking. Your the one with videos of stupid games. is that all you do in your life? play xbox?

And please, do not at this rate, tell me that girls will be girls because I know a lot of girls who know the difference between great and crap. But then, there's a point in what you say innit? Friggin cell phones and friends is all that matters in life according to these annoying fangirls.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Sibu: Do I Miss Her?

Sibu, oh Sibu...

How I will miss SMKBS, my friends in there, the convenience of that small town, the people I got to know in there, and the peacefulness of that small town. Wait, really!?

While I am certainly going to miss a few people in there, not to mention the roads that are free from traffic jams and the convenience of that town, I am certainly not going to miss Sibu much. Trust me, it is not as peaceful as it looks in there. That hellhole is dominated by retards, arrogance and ignorant twats. Not to mention the fact that nearly all the kids in there are too scared to face the truth. Allow me to introduce you to some of these fuckers.

First of all, there's Wong King Wei. He's basically your average 'Cina Beng'. You know the type. Stereotype gangsterism, long fingernails, shitty hairstyles and of course, thinks he's a lot better than his parents and teachers. Yes, he also hangs out in cybercafes all day long while mommy and daddy spoonfeeds his sorry ass. Then, you have Brian Liong. Grade-A student, but blabs about crap he doesn't even understand. I'm sure I don't need to go through the details as I have already given him a feature in one of my previous articles about the younger generation. If you look far enough, you'll find it. Last, but not least, you have this turdball who is known as 'Miko Wong' on Facebook. Yes, I don't remember her name. How long has it been already since the last time I met her? So anyway, she's basically a female version of Brian Liong. Well, OK. I lied. After a little 'political' drama on Facebook with her, she had to come for me personally and demand an apology just because she got butthurt all over the truth! I'm sure if you look in the right places, you'll see the remains of that drama.

Ignorant classmates and ex-classmates aside, Sibu is still a fucked up town infested with gangs. The press will always report some gang violence in there at least once a month and the tiniest sign of butthurt faggotry can turn into a dramatic argument and domestic violence in there is a common issue. To put icing on the cake, the woman is blamed for everything. If the husband abuses the wife, then its the wife's fault. If the husband drinks, gambles or has an affair, then its the wife's fault too. The man is always perfect. At least, that's the mentality on Sibu. Oh the fucking Foochow faggots in there.

And speaking of the population of Sibu, there's a lot of trashtalking and smartasses in there, thinking they're damn good at everything when the only games they play are shitty CiBMall games and DotA. Challenge them to a game of Starcraft.... don't bother because even a shitty player like me can kick their asses easily within 5-10 minutes. Call of Duty? Sorry, we don't play that in there. And also, HEY GUYS I KNOW A SHITLOAD ABOUT KOMPUTERS BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GPU IS!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!

So, as you might have guessed, I have very few friends in there. Those whom I am close to are of course, the more open-minded people. And I am sorry, but I will not be returning there for a long time so I can only hope that you guys can handle it without me.