1Malaysia? I Think Not........ Once Again

1Malaysia huh? Sounds good, right? Racial unity, equality for all and all that other happy horseshit. That is what Mr. Najib promised us when he presented the concept. Yes, I'll admit that all of this does sound good but is there anything more to the words? I think not. Now, before we continue, assume the usual crap. If you don't like critics of the BN regime, you can get out of this blog. You tak suka, you keluar. Its just a click away and I am not paid to deal with your butthurt faggotry.

In the article I posted last year, I stated that the now infamous 1Malaysia concept sounds more like a lip service that just talks cock all day long without doing anything at all. A lip service that is supposed to be just another 'frontline' for the BN regime to gain more votes from the people. However, at that time, those two articles were only focused on certain issues. It has been 2 years since 1Malaysia was first introduced by the Prime Minister. Let us have a look at what it has done before the 13th General Elections come.


In 2010, Najib promised us that the Internet will not be censored after the C4 case(LOL Raja Petra Kamarudin). This promise was later repeated by him in April 2011. However, three months later, the Internet ended up getting censored. SKMM/MCMC's Rais then proceeded to 'LC' the fuck out of everyone in a press conference after the censorship of 10 legitimate sites.

Najib has also explicitly stated that the mass media in Malaysia is not biased and never will be. However, if you are aware of the truth about the nation, you'll realize that Najib is bullshitting as usual. Newspapers like the New Straits Times, The Star, The Sun and The Borneo Post failed to report the fact that the police force are frequently using excessive force, the public bribes made by Najib in 2010 and 2009, the truth about the BERSIH and anti-ISA rallies and the fact that police fired tear gas at hospitals during BERSIH 2.0. In fact, after BERSIH 2.0, Najib proceeded to 'LC' the opposition parties and those involved in BERSIH 2.0 during an UMNO meeting. He then proceeded to play the 'Ketuanan Melayu' card in the same meeting and later mocked the Chinese culture by hiring girls in scandalous clothing for one of the BN's cultural exchange dinners to dance in the Chinese booth.

Meanwhile in East Malaysia, there is still no progress on the development of Sarawak and Sabah. Their towns are still dirty and filled with litter and they are still receiving very little revenue from the government. And that's saying something, considering the fact that Sarawak and Sabah are the biggest states in the entire god damn nation. That means we are paying more taxes than any other state in Malaysia is paying and yet both states receive very few in return. Meanwhile in rural East Malaysia, the imperialist BN regime is still sapping our resources like fuck and yet we are still not gaining any progress at all. We have been importing palm oil for years already and yet the price of oil can still rise like fuck?

The Najib administration has also frequently made the newspapers state that Malaysian cars are cheap. However, note that they will always fail to report why cars made in Malaysia are cheaper than the cars made in foreign countries. Let's have a look at the prices now.

In Malaysia, a Perodua Myvi 1.3 SXi will cost you over MYR40k. However, in the United Kingdom, it only costs GBP6.999. That's less than MYR35k! But what about a Japanese car? Let's have a look at one of Honda's SUVs.

In Malaysia, a Honda CR-V 2.0L Automatic will cost you MYR149980. However, there's a huge ass price difference in the UK. In fact, the same model will cost you GBP23970 in there. That's only over MYR118000! So you tell me about this cheap cars bullshit you keep trying to preach to us, Mr. Najib.

You also have to consider the shitty paychecks in Malaysia too. The average individual in Malaysia will be earning MYR1.5k to 2.5k. If he's lucky or working for the government, he'll get over 3K. Even buying a used AE101 can be a problem for the working class! And there's no minimum wage system either! On the other hand, Najib keeps promising us better scenarios in our nation's economy and yet so far, he has done nothing about the situation at all. The only thing he has ever done is to introduce new projects that take up more than the planned revenue along with the now infamous Budget 2012 which is just plain bullshit and standing proof that the BN regime is an imperialist pig dog's regime as Sarawak and Sabah are getting nothing, again.

Meanwhile in the BN coalition, internal issues are starting to rise again, along with UMNO instigating some racial drama. While Najib is trying to prevent the press from reporting the details, Anwar is still being harassed by the imperialist BN pig dogs and defaced by the mass media again. Oh, and did I forget to mention that a bunch of new Nazi-like laws are being introduced like the Peaceful Assembly Bill and the ISA replacements? Speaking of the ISA, its not being abolished. It is simply being split into two laws.

Meanwhile in KL, DBKL is still demolishing all sorts of religious buildings except for the mosques. Sporadic racial riots can still be seen in certain areas(Jinjang hehehe), schoolteachers are being assholes by neglecting their students(especially the lower-grade ones), civil servants are telling the Chinese to go back to China and since PRU13 is coming, the newspapers are showing an epic amount of bias in favour of the BN regime once again! Opposition is not fit to become government! Rakyat must bow down to government no matter what! In short, what they're saying is that you have no right to protest against their decisions! NOP, YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS, NO FREEDOM.


1Malaysia certainly sounds good, looks good and is definitely a good concept. However, I'd like to see more than just the government's words because I most seriously don't see any progress from the Najib administration at all and I'll be a laughing stock if MOOheedin is going to give us any, considering the fact that he is nothing but an uneducated fuck born out of the BN's Najib era. Heck, if anything, he's going to be worse than Najib if he becomes PM next year. In the words of an anonymous high school student, 1Malaysia is pretty much 'talk cock all day long but no action one'.

2012

2012 is coming. Be ready, kids. lolololololololololololol

On a more serious note, this sounds more like pretentious bullshit.
In the meantime, why not check out the warez section of Democrazy?

Malaysia vs Britannian Empire

ARU HAIRU MARESHIA! ARU HAIRU NAJIB! ARU HAIRU TAIB! ARU HAIRU BN!

On a more serious note, if you have watched Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, you'll notice that the Britannian Empire and the Malaysian Federation have a lot in common both politically and socially. How is that so, you might ask. Let's have a look at the details now.

In the empire of Britannia, the Japanese(or Elevens) are considered as second class citizens who are inferior compared to the upper class Britannians. However, instead of being called Japs, they are known as Elevens. These second class citizens have absolutely no rights at all and are discriminated from society.
In Malaysia, the non-Malays are the Elevens. While the Malays are allowed to do whatever they desire and wallow in their riches, the non-Malays(especially the Chinese and Indians along with the natives) are denied by the upper class Malay society and are being bullied frequently. In the Malaysian capital, DBKL will demolish all sorts of religious buildings except for.... you guessed it. FUCKING MOSQUES THAT ARE BUILT EVERY 5KM AND HARASS EVERY NON-MUSLIM EVERY FUCKING MORNING WITH THE AZAN. Malays are also deemed as the almighty race in Malaysia and we're supposed to kiss their asses and keris no matter what. We are not allowed to question the special rights and discounts they receive, along with the so-called 'bumiputera fund' which is abused by them to buy iPads and iPhones.

In the empire of Britannia, anyone who is caught criticizing the royal Britannian family, the Britannian government or the Honorary Britannian system itself runs the risk of getting arrested and charged for treason. In Malaysia, anyone who questions the BN regime runs the risk of being arrested under the new Internal Security Act the Sedition Act and the Official Secrets Act. In some cases, they even run the risk of being assassinated by the imperialist BN pig dogs. Anyone who questions the Malay royalty system, Islam and the subjects that are labelled 'sensitive issues' will also run the risk of facing the consequences listed above. There is no freedom of speech in both nations. You are not even allowed to question the actions taken by the government in Malaysia.

In the Britannian Empire, Tokyo of Area 11(Which used to be known as Japan) is divided into two sections. On one side, you have an entire developed Britannian city which was developed and built on the sacrifices of the Japanese people. On the other side, you have the Japanese city covered in ruins. In Karen's words, it is the "remnants of a desiccated city after the Britannians sucked it dry". This can be seen in episode 4, R1 of Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion.
Zero: Face forward and look to your right.
Zero: What do you see?
Karen: The Britannian city. It was stolen away from us and built from our sacrifice.
Zero: And on the left?
Karen: I see our city; remnants of a desiccated city after the Britannians sucked it dry.
Zero: Good answer.

In the Malaysian Federation, whenever you mention expensive stuff like Rolexes, huge ass computers, shopping malls, pro-gaming tournaments, huge ass corporates and all those other luxurious fancy crap, you think of the western Peninsular Malaysia. But when you look at the East, it looks like as if someone just shit in a toilet bowl and that toilet bowl has never been cleaned since then. The roads are as bumpy as hell, the cities' buildings are filled with dirt and moss crawling all over the walls, the Rejang River looks more like 'teh tarik', the roads are unorganized and the water supply cannot be trusted, not to mention the annual floods along with the frequent blackouts. Meanwhile, the BN regime is sucking up the East's natural resources. Our palm oil, our rubber latex, our timber, our tin, our rattan, everything. And where does all the generated revenue go to? Majority of it goes to the West(Especially Kuala Lumpur) while the East is forced to scavenge the leftovers. The scene above which is taken from Episode 4 R1 of Code Geass sums everything up.

In the empire of Britannia, the government controls and uses the mainstream media to deceive generations and generations of Britannians and Japanese in Area 11. They channel their propaganda and lies through the TV stations, the radio stations, billboards and even schools. Anyone who criticizes or goes against the Britannian rule is quickly defaced and labelled as a terrorist. Censorship is frequently practiced in the mainstream media.
In Malaysia, the BN regime controls and uses the mainstream media to deceive generations of Malaysians into thinking that they have the people's interests at heart. In short, they use the mainstream media for the same purposes as the Britannian Empire. Opposition speeches are banned from being broadcasted on TV and radio while opposition leaders are frequently harassed by the police and defaced by the mainstream media. Everytime some big event related to the opposition comes up, the newspapers will run tons of headlines and articles which are meant to deface the opposition parties while blabbing about how good the BN regime is. They will always fail to mention the frequency of police brutality cases, the corruption of the BN's leaders, their bribes and so on. Everytime the police makes some small arrest, it will be all over the news in no time.

Malaysia actually shares many other similarities with the Britannian Empire seen in Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion / コードギアス反逆のルルーシュ. However, the list has become long enough and I am tired. Let us end this with.....

ARU HAIRU BURITANNIAAAAAAAAAA


Note from the author: If you have not watched Code Geass before, this article may be difficult for you to understand. And if you haven't watched it, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DOWNLOAD IT NAO! HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS DEMANDS IT!


NOTE2: This article is not meant to offend the Malays or Muslims nor does the author have any intention of doing so.

Malaysia: A Second PRC?

Malaysia is certainly seeing a lot of changes recently. What with the now infamous Internal Security Act being 'abolished' and the Internet being censored, not to mention the fact that Science and Mathematics will be taught in Malay and all of a sudden, Najib introduces Budget 2012 which comes into effect real quickly.

What we don't realize is the fact that these changes are actually changes for the worse. The sudden surge in anti-opposition sentiments on the newspapers and TV along with the censorship of the Internet can only mean one thing. Malaysia is slowly, but surely turning into another form of the People's Republic of China. If you think this is a lie, think again.

The mainstream media(TV, radio, newspapers, magazines) is being controlled by the government, hands down. That's a common fact. However, what we don't realize is the fact that it is being scrutinized and manipulated by the BN regime. Yes, the BN regime is the government simply because of the fact that Barisan Nasional is the dominating political party in Malaysia. How is it being manipulated, you might ask. The newspapers are always running headlines on how 'great' the BN regime is. In fact, The Star and New Straits Times are filled with nothing but pro-BN articles. TV stations will always broadcast pro-government campaigns and news that are cleared for release by the corrupt BN regime. They will always give you the half-truth and lies but never the big picture or the real story. Let us have a look the BERSIH and anti-ISA rallies.

Everytime these events occur, the newspapers will not hesitate to run headlines that are clearly meant to deface key opposition leaders while the TV channels are filled with biased commercials about these rallies. And everytime one of these rallies are organized and carried out, the so-called Polis Diraja Malaysia(PDRM, Royal Malaysian Police in English) will never hesitate to play with their tear gas grenades and water cannons which are filled with chemical-laced water, not to mention the fact that they will also arrest the protestants with excessive violence. But everytime this happens, the mainstream media will ALWAYS fail to report the fact that the police force used excessive force, especially in the more recent BERSIH 2.0 rally. Have a look at these headlines.

Bernama headlines include: “Illegal Rally: Don’t Be Fooled By It!” and “Ilegal Rally Was To Serve Opposition’s Agenda.”
The Star headlines include: “Najib: Cops acted professionally during rallies” and “Street demonstrations not part of Malaysian culture, says PM.”
The Sun headlines include: “Najib: Anwar is mastermind behind rally” and “Rally organizers have no respect for King’s advice: Home Minister.”
New Strait Times headlines include: “Anwar, the mastermind behind illegal assembly, desperate to be PM” and “Good job, PM tells Police.”

Note that none of the headlines say anything about the excessive force used by our 'policemen' who acted like gangsters in the course of their duties. Instead, they blab about how these rallies are 'meant to fulfill the opposition's agenda' and 'threaten the nation's security'. We're not even allowed to express our opinion. This is NOT democracy at all so please, Mr. Prime Minister. Do not blab about democracy existing in UMNO when it clearly doesn't. Freedom of expression and assembly is guaranteed in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights as well as the Federal Constitution of Malaysia. Even the government breaks it's own laws!

I remember back when I was still in Sibu, Sarawak. The BN's sub-party, Sarawak United People's Party deliberately moved their campaigning to Rejang Park where the DAP was already campaigning to cause chaos. Back then, Sibu was a fierce political battleground. All the major figures from both sides came to Sibu to win the support of the town. Even Lim Guan Eng, Anwar Ibrahim and the Prime Minister showed up. On the night before the town elections, Najib tried to buy Sibu over with MYR5 million. However, the mainstream media failed to report this bribe on the newspapers and the 8PM News, along with the fact that the BN regime manipulated the polls on the next day under the excuse of postal voting and the fact that Najib had a very 'lansi' attitude after the bribe was offered. The only ones who gave coverage on the bribe were online news outlets like The Malaysian Insider and MalaysiaKini.

'I don't have to come here. Why come to Rajang Park? Why? This is not a place for the Prime Minister to come!'

Speaking of online news outlets, Malaysia is facing early signs of Internet censorship. All of a sudden, the MCMC decided to block 10 legitimate file-sharing websites which triggered Operation Malaysia. Now that PRU13/GE13(Pilihanraya Umum 13/General Elections 13th) is just around the corner, the Internet is being censored for the second time in the year. According to the government, political activity on the Internet is to be banned. Opposition speeches are already banned from being broadcast on TV and radio. How the BN regime can still call this democracy is beyond my comprehension. Najib even dared to claim that political websites will not be banned. How are we supposed to believe that when you claimed that there will be no form of Internet censorship in April and even dared to violate the MSC Bill of Rights? How do we know that this is not an early step to a Great Firewall of Malaysia? To add icing to the cake, Najib has recently launched a campaign against the opposition on the Internet. Wow. Just wow. So they can campaign all they want on the Internet while the opposition is banned from doing the same shit?

In schools, textbooks and schoolteachers are being used to channel the BN's propaganda to the next generation. Schoolteachers blab about how dedicated the government is to their goal of turning Malaysia into a developed nation while P. Moral and Civics textbooks blab about how 'great' the BN regime is. Fact is, schools in Malaysia do not innovate. Schools in Malaysia are basically teaching us 'Its okay to remove, copy and paste'. There is absolutely no emphasis on 'Don't just follow the left, find the right way' at all. In fact, the format of the folios you have to complete in a Malaysian high school restricts your creativity to the point where your final product will be similar to everyone else's. Schoolteachers are also forced to attend the BN's seminars and listen to their bullshit while being forced to vote for them.

Speaking of the BN's seminars, I have two words to sum them all up. THEY'RE RIDICULOUS. Seriously, you have to sit your ass in a chair just to listen to them bullshit about stuff they don't care about. Once you're done and leave the room, they'll give you a few hundred ringgit and if you're lucky, some freebies and a free meal. No, seriously. Last year, I got MYR300 from them and a free dinner just by sitting down in the coffee shop where Najib was giving out his bribe. In fact, all civil servants are forced to attend these boring seminars whether they like it or not. But then, why should they give a fuck? They're getting high paychecks from these assholes after all.

Anyone who criticizes the government openly runs the risk of being arrested or scandalized. Anyone who organizes an event which can go against the interests of the BN runs the risk of even more scandalization and the possibility of getting owned by the ISA. Anyone who gets too close to overthrowing the BN regime is assassinated. That happened a few decades ago when Sabah and Sarawak tried to bail out of the colonization of the BN regime which is why if there is going to be a revolution, it will not be a peaceful, unarmed one. Problem is, most people still do not see the need to get involved in this. No, they won't even bother voting. Why? Because according to them, what the political parties do have nothing to do with them. Fact is, the actions taken by the government has EVERYTHING to do with the people. The more recent economic recession in 1997 is living proof of that.

I hate to say this but at the rate we are going, Malaysia is slowly but surely turning into another form of the People's Republic of China. The calm has arrived. We must prepare for the storm now.

Proton, Y U SO LOUSY?

I am seriously laughing my ass off now at the Proton's new Persona concept car. Someone burn down Proton's headquarters already for crying out loud. Other than the Inspira, this is perhaps the most ridiculous rip-off they have ever made.

This is the new concept car of the upcoming Proton Persona. Now, let's compare it with these two cars.

The Infiniti G35

The Toyota Corolla Altis

If you study these two cars carefully and compare them with the Persona concept car, you'll see that on the front and side, the Persona looks like a friggin Altis while the rear is basically a shorter version of the Infiniti G35 with inverted lights. So please, cry me a fucking river already if you're going to stick with that bullshit statement about Proton producing quality cars. POWER WINDOW ROSAK OOOOOOOOHHH TIDAK OOOOOHHH NOOOOOOOO

The Calm Before The Storm

GE13 huh? There’s a lot of talk about that now and to be honest, I’m not surprised. I mean, it is around the corner after all so who wouldn’t get excited about it. Of course, those who just don’t give a shit about politics won’t even know what a general election is but nevermind that for now.

Once again, the BN is using their dirty strategies to get people to vote for them. Newspaper headlines are filled with pro-BN propaganda while radio and TV stations broadcast the BN's commercials like puppets. But then, did you expect anything less from the BN regime? They have been doing the same shit for the past 54 years and the BN pretty much controls the mainstream media.

As usual, the BN regime is taking steps to silence the opposition and spread their lies and propaganda to the public. All of a sudden, Ambiga gets detained again, Anwar Ibrahim is still being accused of sodomy(Yes, again lol), the BN makes a lot of bullshit statements and guess what? The Malaysian Internet is being censored... again. For the second time in 2011, the Malaysian government is censoring the Internet. This time, their intention is to 'prevent any amount of politicking over the Internet'. Now that is seriously fucked up.

This is not democracy at all. Opposition speeches are banned from being broadcast over TV and radio stations. A Putrajaya voter's vote counts more than any other vote from anywhere else. Legitimate gatherings, organizations and assemblies are being banned for no reason whatsoever. We are not allowed to voice out our opinion about the current BN regime at all. And now you want to censor the Internet again? The BN is allowed to violate their own laws while the opposition leaders have to face the risk of being arrested for going against the ruling party. How is that fair? The BN even assassinates those who get too close to overthrowing their regime. Muslims are allowed to commit acts which are disrespectful to other religions and yet non-Muslims are not allowed to do that.

There is no doubt that the BN will win in GE13 again. After all, SPR is BN's doggy. We will certainly see a hike in votes in favor of the opposition parties but since the BN owns SPR, they get to manipulate the voting system all they want. Remember, there was a 1400% rise in postal votes for the BN in a recent election so don't be surprised if they pull up this kind of bullshit. We can also expect more lawsuits and scandals for the opposition leaders, along with more intensified propaganda from the BN. Seriously, just by attending one of their political rallies or seminars, you can get a free meal, some freebies and a few hundred Malaysian Ringgit.

We, Malaysians are being controlled by a lot of ridiculous laws including the UCUC, the Sedition Act, the Official Secrets Act and even the Printing Press & Publication Act. Basically, all these laws restrict your democratic rights and all these laws state that the BN regime may arrest you if they choose to for no apparent reason. We are forced to be brainwashed by the corrupt government pig dogs who have been lobbying for 54 years to get what they want. Sorry BN. But no matter what you do, you can never completely censor the Internet.

Fact is, you have no rights in here. You do not have the right to voice out your opinion. You do not have the right to criticize the government, you do not have the right to criticize the education system. Its all just an illusion. An illusion created by the government so that you will continue to suck on their tiny cocks. You give some but they return nothing. Why do you think our economy is still mediocre compared to Singapore? Why do you think prices are still rising like crazy?

Whether we like it or not, it is only a matter of time now before the east splits from the west. In the future(Possibly 2020), we can expect uprisings to be staged in Sarawak and Sabah as they realize the fact that the BN cannot be trusted on a large scale. But until then, the BN will certainly continue to spread their lies and bullshit. Oh well, this nation has always been fucked up anyway. Its only a matter of time before it self-destructs.

The wonders of Photoshop

You'd be surprised at how you can implement the road signs and billboards into Photoshop's magic. This is how MY.PacmanZ does it.

This one was based on the No Entry/One Way Road signboards in Malaysia. However, I was too lazy and made it a square instead.

Remember those ridiculous Tak Nak! Merokok(I do not want to smoke in BM) billboards that could be seen in schools and roadsides? I got bored and decided to make a parody of it. This time, the corrupt BN regime being the subject instead of cigarettes.

Remember Uncle Sam? Yep, this is based on America's now-infamous Uncle Sam. Its pretty much a reference to his bribe in Sibu last year. The line 'you help me, I fuck you' actually came from a comment which was seen in one of MalaysiaKini's videos on Youtube.