Back with a troll

Yes, I know I've been neglecting this blog for a loooong time already. And for that, I apologize.

To make it up, I have a little 'something something' for the LULZ.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one and only retard....

*drumroll plx*





GIGABAIT

Bryan Tiong Azel Fuxing

KILL IT WITH FIRE

16 hours ago · Like · · See Friendship

• • Azel Fuxing Crazy? :)

    12 hours ago · Like

  • Bryan Tiong You.

    11 hours ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing You,

    18 minutes ago · Like

  • Bryan Tiong nou

    11 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing why no? you already Crazy i know last night i see you talk

    10 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing CB wan lie go die la Macibai!

    10 minutes ago · Like

  • Bryan Tiong As far as most people can see, you're the one who's crazy

    9 minutes ago · Like

  • Bryan Tiong Cry the fuck more please.

    8 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing why me, is you crazy Cibai you wan die?

    8 minutes ago · Like

  • Bryan Tiong Me? Crazy? You're the one who's cussing and wishing me an early death, not the other way around. Seriously, you call yourself a muslim?

    7 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing ya i'm muslim last night i drink huwwaahhh Best no like you not gentle!!!

    6 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing LAMOST IDIOT

    5 minutes ago · Like

  • Bryan Tiong Get on my level, kid. The Quran forbids anything that makes you less 'insaf'. In fact, you only bring shame(memalukan) to your own religion.

    4 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing who care? this my problem not you ok

    2 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing we drink we can in syurga but firts ...............

    2 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing you know you think!

    2 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing i can't give answer, you cleaver you answer if stupid go back and cry or listen more about Muslim!

    about a minute ago · Like

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• Bryan Tiong What the fuck? You call yourself a Muslim and yet you defy your own religion's laws? How retarded can you seriously get? You drink to go to syurga? I'm sorry but the Quran clearly says otherwise. Good luck in life, asshat. Because that kind of attitude will only prove that you have no life at all. You fail at life, at academics, at everything.

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  • Azel Fuxing you know in Quran (KAFIR) will in (NERAKA)

    2 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing you only know eat Pig and Alcohol!

    2 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing you just kids, you don know what it's Quran & Muslim!

    2 minutes ago · Like

  • Azel Fuxing i'm drink Alcohol only wan do smoething you no need to know!

    about a minute ago · Like

  • Bryan Tiong Excuse me? I do know more about the Quran than you do. The fact that you think that drinking is not prohibited in the Quran clearly proves that you do not know anything about your religion at all. And really? Me? Eat pig? Get your facts straight. And alcohol? I don't drink; you do. And I'm just a kid? You sir, are acting like a 5 year old.

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    • Azel Fuxing Excuse me, you talk with who? i don know who are you and right now i not stabil, i fel wan sleep

      a few seconds ago · Like

    • Azel Fuxing Last night i drink: Carlsberg,jolly john and Royal

      a few seconds ago · Like

    • Bryan Tiong In short: GG, you failed, I win. Now go cry to Najib and Rosmah so they can give you your Malay rights.

    • Azel Fuxing Carlberg 5%,Jolly John 1% and Royal 5% Alcohol

      a few seconds ago · Like

    • Bryan Tiong Doesn't change the fact that they still contain alcohol.

      a few seconds ago · Like

    • Bryan Tiong ‎*which is mind you, prohibited according to the Quran.

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    • Azel Fuxing huh

      a few seconds ago · Like

      • Bryan Tiong Out of words? Thought so.

        2 minutes ago · Like

      • Azel Fuxing you win wahahahaha, don dream this time

        2 minutes ago · Like

      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

        about a minute ago · Like

      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

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      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

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      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

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      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

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      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

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      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

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      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

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      • Azel Fuxing CB enternet problem

        about a minute ago · Like

      • Azel Fuxing BUMP

        44 seconds ago · Like

      • Bryan Tiong How about growing up and stop acting like a 5 year old kid already? Because your attitude can also be considered as 'haram' if we're going to refer to the Quran.

      • Azel Fuxing Owh,can we stop fighting?

        about a minute ago · Like

      • Azel Fuxing ‎*Not me but (Us) like a Kid

        41 seconds ago · Like

      • Bryan Tiong Nope. You're the one who's acting like the kid.

        32 seconds ago · Like

      • Azel Fuxing sorry ya, you are hte 1 person like a kid and Crazy!

        4 seconds ago · Like

      • Bryan Tiong OMG LOL I DESLIKE YOU

        2 seconds ago · Like

        • Azel Fuxing Aaaarrgghh Enternet Problem!!!

          3 minutes ago · Like

        • Bryan Tiong Use your brain already. You're just getting laughed at.

          2 minutes ago · Like

        • Azel Fuxing OMG you are the firts person going to die~ i'm sure soon you will die i know coz i can see you eye~

          2 minutes ago · Like

        • Bryan Tiong OH NOZ IMA DIEZZZZ

          about a minute ago · Like

        • Azel Fuxing you too don say to me ok say to you and look who are you

          about a minute ago · Like

        • Bryan Tiong How about you look at yourself first? You're a Muslim and yet you break your own laws while technically, I have no religion at all and yet I am still waaaay over your level.

          • Azel Fuxing that my problem not you1

            2 minutes ago · Like

          • Bryan Tiong Actually, that IS your problem. In fact, it is your problem in so many ways you can't imagine.

            about a minute ago · Like

          • Bryan Tiong For starters, this is not going to look good on your record.

  Meanwhile in MukaBuku's chat...

  12:12pm

  you wan die?

  rofl

  sure

  come get me

  Rofl pala hotak ang

  feg

  you got check your brain maybe got some problem

  you know at TANJUNG RAMBUTAN last night i see you

  Meanwhile on his own wall...

  Azel Fuxing

  last night i drink and mabuk at Disco huh i not remember right now~ :D

Piracy?

Piracy is on the rise again! Another Call of Duty title gets the “Most Pirated Game of the Year” spot. Torrent servers and file hosting sites are facing a rise in traffic and pirated crap can be seen everywhere around the country. In fact, our piracy rates are so high; it can even be compared with the People’s Republic of China. To put icing on the cake, we even have stores selling pirated software! Of course, the activities of the warez scene didn’t go unnoticed by the Malaysian government. Radio stations like Hitz.FM and Trax.FM are encouraging their listeners to choose legitimate products over pirated goods. The government is imposing tighter threat to the “Commercial Warez” scene in KL; but does anyone give a shit about it? I don’t think so. To this day, night markets and shopping centers are still populated by “Warez retailers”. That is of course, asswipes who download pirated software or media for disgusting, commercial use. Those who are smart enough continue to use torrents and file hosting sites like MediaFire and only a small amount of people in Malaysia possess legitimate software. In fact, the scene in Malaysia has become so friggin retarded; people have even started categorizing games. Shitty freeware MMO games like Cocksucker Online, Mission Against Trannies, Perfect Wussies and Blackshit are called ‘Online games’ while games like Call of Duty 4, Need For Speed: Most Wanted, Counter Strike and C&C Red Alert 3 are known as ‘Offline games’ or ‘LAN games’ and we all know how they got that name in Malaysia. It’s the fact that most asswipes in here have never bought a single piece of legitimate software or digital media, resulting in the fact that their access is pretty much limited to the singleplayer and/or local part of the games which is something I don’t understand. Yes, they claim that they can’t afford them but don’t let that deceive you because they can afford a shitload of craptastic ‘premium’ items on Cocksucker Online so please, don’t tell me that you can’t afford USD60 when you spend more than that on those crappy CiB games.

Cocksucker Online is considered an online game; Call of Duty 4 isn't.

Now, I know some people will probably go into QQ mode when I say that I do support piracy to a certain extent. According to an anonymous member of Warez-BB.org, piracy is a way for us to try out the software before we make the final decision of wether to buy it or not to buy it. That is of course, true to a certain extent because you can’t try out movies or music because let’s face it, doing that would be like trying to shift the gear of a car without the clutch being pushed. To be honest, I wouldn’t be supporting piracy one single bit if it wasn’t for the fact that a lot of games are overpriced these days. I mean, come on. You can still make a lot of profit by selling a game for USD30-40 as long as you have the correct marketing strategy, not to mention a good product but noooooooooooooooo. The publishers had to become greedy and raise the prices from USD40, to fifty and now, sixty. Now multiply that by 3.5 and you would have spent more than MYR200 just on a game. Yes, some games like Split/Second and Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit are worth that amount of money but let’s face it; the gaming industry we know today is filled with a bunch of shitty games made only for profit and nothing else. In fact, USD60 IS overpriced. Why some publishers can’t reduce the amount of profit they receive is beyond my comprehension but one thing’s for sure; There are some people who would actually buy a legit copy of Microsoft Windows if it didn’t cost them MYR400+. Overpriced? Yes it is.

A retail copy of Win7 Ultimate costs USD400. Overpriced? Yes it is.

Games aside, the film industry is also not worth the money these days. What with the amount of wannabes popping out of nowhere and the incoherent amount of unrelated trailers and federal warnings which cannot be skipped at all. And seriously, I don’t want to buy Twilight just to rant about how crappy it is(HERP DERP). Its no wonder people download more movies than they buy and let’s face it; Why would I want to waste 10-20 minutes of my life watching unskippable crap on a legitimate disk when I can just go directly to the movie without all those hassles?

Typical Fed warning that can be found in a retail movie.

And if you’re going to tell me that piracy is stealing, then kindly ‘hear’ me out. Piracy cannot be considered as stealing due to the fact that we are not taking any revenue from the publishers and developers. We are only reducing the amount of revenue they can generate. That’s not called stealing. Its REDUCING. In fact, piracy doesn’t even generate losses and don’t believe it when publishers claim that piracy is the main generator of their losses because we all know that they’re just trying to pin the blame on someone else when its their own fault they released a shitty product or their marketing strategy isn’t strong enough. And again, piracy does not generate losses. It only reduces the amount of potential profit.

P.S.:

Fun fact about Malaysia: Most computers owned by the government are actually running on pirated operating systems. Yes, its contradiction at it’s very best again.

Justin Bieber fangirls=Annoying lil' shits

So I open up my comments box on Youtube and guess what I found...

"@iambryan1234 your the nobody. everyone likes him!"
"@iambryan1234 what r u talking about loser!! he is awesomee.. thats my opinion .. and plus if u dont like him why do u make him fell more bad about himself.. :( and plus I LLOOVVEE JUSTIN BIEBER.. AND IM A SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if ur a fan of justin bieber thumbs up 2 show her/him tht pepopple LOVE juatin bieebr including me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, a bunch of annoying Justin Bieber fangirls who couldn't even take in a bit of criticism about him. And what's more? They give Americans a very, bad image. Yes, most of these asswipes are from America but a lot of these annoying fangirls have also been sprouting up in Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia, UK and even Germany. Yes, basically, they listen to annoying pop stars like Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift.

OK, sure, Taylor Swift is still passable but Miley Cyrus has an annoying voice which is proven in Party In The USA and Selena Gomez has a lot of uninteresting crap, not to mention the fact that all of the movies she has been acting in are shit. And for crying out loud, Justin Bieber has that bitch ass voice which makes those South Korean wannabes look good and let's face it; Big Bang and K-On! are already as bad as they can be.

"Justin Bieber has a voice that can even make Big Bang and K-On! look good."

Now, for the sake of these two idiots' good, I will not give out names. However, the first idiot just had to turn this shit argument into me playing 'shitty Xbox games' all day long and having no life.

"uh.. look whos talking. Your the one with videos of stupid games. is that all you do in your life? play xbox?
gosh."

And please, do not at this rate, tell me that girls will be girls because I know a lot of girls who know the difference between great and crap. But then, there's a point in what you say innit? Friggin cell phones and friends is all that matters in life according to these annoying fangirls.

Sibu: Do I Miss Her?

Sibu, oh Sibu...

How I will miss SMKBS, my friends in there, the convenience of that small town, the people I got to know in there, and the peacefulness of that small town. Wait, really!?

While I am certainly going to miss a few people in there, not to mention the roads that are free from traffic jams and the convenience of that town, I am certainly not going to miss Sibu much. Trust me, it is not as peaceful as it looks in there. That hellhole is dominated by retards, arrogance and ignorant twats. Not to mention the fact that nearly all the kids in there are too scared to face the truth. Allow me to introduce you to some of these fuckers.

First of all, there's Wong King Wei. He's basically your average 'Cina Beng'. You know the type. Stereotype gangsterism, long fingernails, shitty hairstyles and of course, thinks he's a lot better than his parents and teachers. Yes, he also hangs out in cybercafes all day long while mommy and daddy spoonfeeds his sorry ass. Then, you have Brian Liong. Grade-A student, but blabs about crap he doesn't even understand. I'm sure I don't need to go through the details as I have already given him a feature in one of my previous articles about the younger generation. If you look far enough, you'll find it. Last, but not least, you have this turdball who is known as 'Miko Wong' on Facebook. Yes, I don't remember her name. How long has it been already since the last time I met her? So anyway, she's basically a female version of Brian Liong. Well, OK. I lied. After a little 'political' drama on Facebook with her, she had to come for me personally and demand an apology just because she got butthurt all over the truth! I'm sure if you look in the right places, you'll see the remains of that drama.

Ignorant classmates and ex-classmates aside, Sibu is still a fucked up town infested with gangs. The press will always report some gang violence in there at least once a month and the tiniest sign of butthurt faggotry can turn into a dramatic argument and domestic violence in there is a common issue. To put icing on the cake, the woman is blamed for everything. If the husband abuses the wife, then its the wife's fault. If the husband drinks, gambles or has an affair, then its the wife's fault too. The man is always perfect. At least, that's the mentality on Sibu. Oh the fucking Foochow faggots in there.

And speaking of the population of Sibu, there's a lot of trashtalking and smartasses in there, thinking they're damn good at everything when the only games they play are shitty CiBMall games and DotA. Challenge them to a game of Starcraft.... don't bother because even a shitty player like me can kick their asses easily within 5-10 minutes. Call of Duty? Sorry, we don't play that in there. And also, HEY GUYS I KNOW A SHITLOAD ABOUT KOMPUTERS BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GPU IS!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!

So, as you might have guessed, I have very few friends in there. Those whom I am close to are of course, the more open-minded people. And I am sorry, but I will not be returning there for a long time so I can only hope that you guys can handle it without me.

9/11: A Conspiracy For Profit?

It has long come to my attention that the 9/11 incident that happened back in 2001 was a conspiracy created between the Bush Government and the al-Qaeda. Now of course, Americans will start flaming me and go LOLOLOL AMERICA IS TEH BEST AL-QAEDA BAWMBED US FUCK YOU. But before you do that, you'd best hear me out before you go embarrass yourselves.

First of all, if the United States of America is to go to war with Iraq and win, they would most certainly be able to gain a huge amount of profit for the military because of the amount of oil in there. In fact, the majority of the world's oil comes from the middle east itself.

Secondly, Osama Bin Laden was trained by the CIA itself, not to mention the fact that he has never been found to this day. Now how can one keep himself hidden from the country that is looking for him forever? It is futile to dig out the truth. One can only make guesses. However, the fact remains that there is a huge possibility that the government is the one hiding him.

Thirdly, if we take a closer look at the 9/11 incident, the entire WTC crashed to the ground within what? A few hours? A few minutes maybe? Hour or minute, the fact remains that the World Trade Center was made out of strong steel. It would take weeks to burn metal without any other substance to assist the fire in doing so. No. The building was probably rigged with explosives in vital locations of the building, allowing it to go down just like that should a plane rigged with oil crash into it.


If you would like to argue against this, then go ahead. But do so in a civilized way.

Unmasking Jehovah: The Will of the Lord

WARNING: VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY....
RELIGIOUS SHIT
PLEASE CLICK THE 'X' BUTTON ON THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF YOUR SCREEN IMMEDIATELY IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE IT







Now, don't get me wrong but I do believe in Christianity. There has been too many divine interventions for me to ignore it. However, what I do not believe is that God's will is as pure as most, if not all Christians make it look like. There is a reason why the 'Religious Views' on my Facebook profile says "Anti-Christ". Why is it so, you might ask. Well, before we get to business, let me clarify a few things first. I am not rebelling against Jehovah because it makes me look "gangsta". I am doing so because of his actions. Now, let's get to business.



1. 6/10 of the Ten Commandments states that "You shall not murder." However, we should all note that Jehovah himself has broken that particular commandment countless times. I am of course, referring to Noah's Ark and Egypt: The Plagues and the Exodus. Here is an extract from Wikipedia on E: TP&TE

"The tenth plague culminated in the slaying of the Egyptian male first-borns, whereupon such terror seized the Egyptians that they ordered the Hebrews to leave in the Exodus. The events are commemorated as Passover, referring to how the plague "passed over" the houses of the Israelites while smiting the Egyptians."Moses with the tablets of the 10 Commandments

2. Was such violence really necessary to solve the issues that were in those stories? Why didn't God just walk up to the Pharoah and asked him to Israelites to observe the feast? Why didn't he just show himself to everyone in Noah's Ark?

3. You might remember that it was Jehovah who cast Satan down to the Earth. Why didn't he lock Satan up safely instead? A lot of trouble could have been avoided by doing so. For starters, we wouldn't have had Nazis in the 1940s, the USSR, and of course, our now infamous Prime Minister, Dato Seri Najis. If you're going to give me that second chance bullshit like most pastors do, then I'm sorry, but that second chance has caused a lot of problems for the world already. And why hasn't Jehovah taken any action against Satan yet? The devil is still running amok around the world.

4. As the creator of all life forms, is he not responsible for their welfare and actions? Sure, we have our own minds so we should bear responsibility over certain things but what of the diseases and parasites that are spreading and evolving to this day? What of the major world crisis events? Is he not responsible to cleanse the world of those situations? Has he done that? I think not.


If God's will is to be followed without question, then I'm sorry, but that is not a God I shall worship for I do not follow instructions blindly.

Malaysia's Next Generation: Don't expect too much from them

"Today's kids, tomorrow's leaders" has always been the theme for Swan City Toastmasters' annual Youth Leadership Camp in Sibu. Back then, I was still extremely young when it was started so I didn't have the slightest idea of it's meaning. Now if you think the words of that theme is true for Malaysia, please do think twice. While it is true that today's kids will be tomorrow's leaders, they are nothing like the leaders you have tried to turn them into. Nowadays, the average Malaysian kid of any age would frequently spend his free time in a cybercafe, playing DotA, MAT or some other overrated game.

As I have already expressed this issue many times, Malaysia's next generation is doomed to fail unless by some miracle, every single one of th

ese kids makes the decision to change themselves for the greater good. It is apparent that none of these kids can handle the truth at all. You might remember a confrontation I had with one Brian Liong from the Merdeka district in Sibu which was caused by a spoof I made based on Namewee's "Siti Insyah Sucks Bananas. NAH!" music video. Most of the other kids are no different. Peninsula Malaysia? No

pe. Its no different in there. Everytime the truth s

macks them hard in the face, they'll cry and attempt to flame you with an incoherent amount of Engrish and BM acronyms and those who follow my "trolling" on CiBMall have already witnessed that many times.

Oh sure.... So offering you the advice you asked for is LC-ing?

And to make things worse for Malaysia, being an Internet Tough Guy™ has certainly become some sort of local trend. Not just in the Internet, but also in real life. You have a lot of kids these days, dyeing their hair whenever possible in order to look "cool", then you have kids t41p1ng l13k d1s, the violent threats and of course, the now -infamous "o0o" line. Oh, and did I forget to mention the fact that when they're in doubt, they can only call in their pathetic friends?

Oh, and did I forget to mention the fact that when they're in doubt, they can only call in their pathetic friends?

The game is rigged. The arrogance and ignorance of the younger generation has yielded it's results. Approximately 69% of the next generation is about to "berjuang" into the pithole while they wonder where they went wrong in the past for the rest of their lives because everytime someone points them to the right path, they resolutely refuse to take that path and in the end, it all comes down to this.

Either kill or be killed. If you refuse to kill the monster inside you, then you sir, are doomed to fail, just like the rest of the failures that are to become the next generation.