Sibu: Do I Miss Her?

Sibu, oh Sibu...

How I will miss SMKBS, my friends in there, the convenience of that small town, the people I got to know in there, and the peacefulness of that small town. Wait, really!?

While I am certainly going to miss a few people in there, not to mention the roads that are free from traffic jams and the convenience of that town, I am certainly not going to miss Sibu much. Trust me, it is not as peaceful as it looks in there. That hellhole is dominated by retards, arrogance and ignorant twats. Not to mention the fact that nearly all the kids in there are too scared to face the truth. Allow me to introduce you to some of these fuckers.

First of all, there's Wong King Wei. He's basically your average 'Cina Beng'. You know the type. Stereotype gangsterism, long fingernails, shitty hairstyles and of course, thinks he's a lot better than his parents and teachers. Yes, he also hangs out in cybercafes all day long while mommy and daddy spoonfeeds his sorry ass. Then, you have Brian Liong. Grade-A student, but blabs about crap he doesn't even understand. I'm sure I don't need to go through the details as I have already given him a feature in one of my previous articles about the younger generation. If you look far enough, you'll find it. Last, but not least, you have this turdball who is known as 'Miko Wong' on Facebook. Yes, I don't remember her name. How long has it been already since the last time I met her? So anyway, she's basically a female version of Brian Liong. Well, OK. I lied. After a little 'political' drama on Facebook with her, she had to come for me personally and demand an apology just because she got butthurt all over the truth! I'm sure if you look in the right places, you'll see the remains of that drama.

Ignorant classmates and ex-classmates aside, Sibu is still a fucked up town infested with gangs. The press will always report some gang violence in there at least once a month and the tiniest sign of butthurt faggotry can turn into a dramatic argument and domestic violence in there is a common issue. To put icing on the cake, the woman is blamed for everything. If the husband abuses the wife, then its the wife's fault. If the husband drinks, gambles or has an affair, then its the wife's fault too. The man is always perfect. At least, that's the mentality on Sibu. Oh the fucking Foochow faggots in there.

And speaking of the population of Sibu, there's a lot of trashtalking and smartasses in there, thinking they're damn good at everything when the only games they play are shitty CiBMall games and DotA. Challenge them to a game of Starcraft.... don't bother because even a shitty player like me can kick their asses easily within 5-10 minutes. Call of Duty? Sorry, we don't play that in there. And also, HEY GUYS I KNOW A SHITLOAD ABOUT KOMPUTERS BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GPU IS!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!

So, as you might have guessed, I have very few friends in there. Those whom I am close to are of course, the more open-minded people. And I am sorry, but I will not be returning there for a long time so I can only hope that you guys can handle it without me.