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Thursday, April 1, 2010

The local fags...

Come to East Malaysia and criticize the government in front of a local civilian and he'll get offended by your statement. The next thing you know is that he cries all over a goddamn simple, common fact and throws unoriginal insults at you.

Now call me sad but the fact remains that most of the teenagers in here(and adults too) are ignorant. Google? Forget about it. They don't see the point of using a search engine when they have a question. What's worse is the fact that they only listen to government propaganda. No, don't ask them to use Google and look up BTN or May 13 because you'll only get "fingered" so save your breath.

Now let's steer away from the political sector and come to the local "budaya". You could say that it's every Malaysian for him/herself because it's true. A few days ago, my mother was about to make the usual U-turn outside the school when some f**ked up idiot in a jacked up Saga attempted to "cut" the queue. In the end, she delayed both of us and created a traffic jam like lulz. Exaggeration? I think not. On the same afternoon, another mother in a Vios parked her car in the middle of the road, blocking a truck convoy which resulted in another traffic jam. It gets worse when the f**kers drive through red traffic lights as if to show the other drivers that they're "1337 street racers". Then you have the "matrempits" who think that by doing a wheelie, all the girls would be going after them like lulz. Tire punctured? Don't count on anyone to pull over because most of the time, they won't. Alright, some will but most of them won't do anything but watch the drama.

Now we come to the faghats who think that by getting 7As in their PMR, they have the right to wave their E-Penises around the Internet. For fucks sake, the SPM certificate is not recognized internationally which is why you have to take up MUET and O level examinations. And don't think you'll be able to get a job easily with that kind of attitude. In the end, it's all about PR and skills. But those who don't get good grades in public examinations are usually the ones who have no life. You know the type. Dyed hair, going to cybercafes the whole day, smoking cigars and of course, the usual involvement in gangsterism. Want something worse? DotArds are EXTREMELY COMMON in here. And it's no big surprise either, considering the fact that this town is filled with faghats who try to be smart but end up failing on an epic scale when I step in to troll the f**k out of them.

Now, the situation can't get any worse can it? I think it can. I remember someone stating the following...
"I don't like people who say other people shit!"
And yet she talks behind my back like lulz just because I said "Najib+UMNO+The Government Body=Indonesia#2?"


Stop waving your E-Penises around. Come out of your rock and listen to the REAL news, not the fucking government propaganda from the radio stations and the newspapers. Learn to actually take in some criticism and look at the whole situation before you talk about things that you don't even know about. And most important of all these things, STOP relying on your parents to feed you.


Rant adjourned


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