Malaysia vs Britannian Empire

ARU HAIRU MARESHIA! ARU HAIRU NAJIB! ARU HAIRU TAIB! ARU HAIRU BN!

On a more serious note, if you have watched Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, you'll notice that the Britannian Empire and the Malaysian Federation have a lot in common both politically and socially. How is that so, you might ask. Let's have a look at the details now.

In the empire of Britannia, the Japanese(or Elevens) are considered as second class citizens who are inferior compared to the upper class Britannians. However, instead of being called Japs, they are known as Elevens. These second class citizens have absolutely no rights at all and are discriminated from society.
In Malaysia, the non-Malays are the Elevens. While the Malays are allowed to do whatever they desire and wallow in their riches, the non-Malays(especially the Chinese and Indians along with the natives) are denied by the upper class Malay society and are being bullied frequently. In the Malaysian capital, DBKL will demolish all sorts of religious buildings except for.... you guessed it. FUCKING MOSQUES THAT ARE BUILT EVERY 5KM AND HARASS EVERY NON-MUSLIM EVERY FUCKING MORNING WITH THE AZAN. Malays are also deemed as the almighty race in Malaysia and we're supposed to kiss their asses and keris no matter what. We are not allowed to question the special rights and discounts they receive, along with the so-called 'bumiputera fund' which is abused by them to buy iPads and iPhones.

In the empire of Britannia, anyone who is caught criticizing the royal Britannian family, the Britannian government or the Honorary Britannian system itself runs the risk of getting arrested and charged for treason. In Malaysia, anyone who questions the BN regime runs the risk of being arrested under the new Internal Security Act the Sedition Act and the Official Secrets Act. In some cases, they even run the risk of being assassinated by the imperialist BN pig dogs. Anyone who questions the Malay royalty system, Islam and the subjects that are labelled 'sensitive issues' will also run the risk of facing the consequences listed above. There is no freedom of speech in both nations. You are not even allowed to question the actions taken by the government in Malaysia.

In the Britannian Empire, Tokyo of Area 11(Which used to be known as Japan) is divided into two sections. On one side, you have an entire developed Britannian city which was developed and built on the sacrifices of the Japanese people. On the other side, you have the Japanese city covered in ruins. In Karen's words, it is the "remnants of a desiccated city after the Britannians sucked it dry". This can be seen in episode 4, R1 of Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion.
Zero: Face forward and look to your right.
Zero: What do you see?
Karen: The Britannian city. It was stolen away from us and built from our sacrifice.
Zero: And on the left?
Karen: I see our city; remnants of a desiccated city after the Britannians sucked it dry.
Zero: Good answer.

In the Malaysian Federation, whenever you mention expensive stuff like Rolexes, huge ass computers, shopping malls, pro-gaming tournaments, huge ass corporates and all those other luxurious fancy crap, you think of the western Peninsular Malaysia. But when you look at the East, it looks like as if someone just shit in a toilet bowl and that toilet bowl has never been cleaned since then. The roads are as bumpy as hell, the cities' buildings are filled with dirt and moss crawling all over the walls, the Rejang River looks more like 'teh tarik', the roads are unorganized and the water supply cannot be trusted, not to mention the annual floods along with the frequent blackouts. Meanwhile, the BN regime is sucking up the East's natural resources. Our palm oil, our rubber latex, our timber, our tin, our rattan, everything. And where does all the generated revenue go to? Majority of it goes to the West(Especially Kuala Lumpur) while the East is forced to scavenge the leftovers. The scene above which is taken from Episode 4 R1 of Code Geass sums everything up.

In the empire of Britannia, the government controls and uses the mainstream media to deceive generations and generations of Britannians and Japanese in Area 11. They channel their propaganda and lies through the TV stations, the radio stations, billboards and even schools. Anyone who criticizes or goes against the Britannian rule is quickly defaced and labelled as a terrorist. Censorship is frequently practiced in the mainstream media.
In Malaysia, the BN regime controls and uses the mainstream media to deceive generations of Malaysians into thinking that they have the people's interests at heart. In short, they use the mainstream media for the same purposes as the Britannian Empire. Opposition speeches are banned from being broadcasted on TV and radio while opposition leaders are frequently harassed by the police and defaced by the mainstream media. Everytime some big event related to the opposition comes up, the newspapers will run tons of headlines and articles which are meant to deface the opposition parties while blabbing about how good the BN regime is. They will always fail to mention the frequency of police brutality cases, the corruption of the BN's leaders, their bribes and so on. Everytime the police makes some small arrest, it will be all over the news in no time.

Malaysia actually shares many other similarities with the Britannian Empire seen in Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion / コードギアス反逆のルルーシュ. However, the list has become long enough and I am tired. Let us end this with.....

ARU HAIRU BURITANNIAAAAAAAAAA


Note from the author: If you have not watched Code Geass before, this article may be difficult for you to understand. And if you haven't watched it, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DOWNLOAD IT NAO! HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS DEMANDS IT!


NOTE2: This article is not meant to offend the Malays or Muslims nor does the author have any intention of doing so.

Malaysia: A Second PRC?

Malaysia is certainly seeing a lot of changes recently. What with the now infamous Internal Security Act being 'abolished' and the Internet being censored, not to mention the fact that Science and Mathematics will be taught in Malay and all of a sudden, Najib introduces Budget 2012 which comes into effect real quickly.

What we don't realize is the fact that these changes are actually changes for the worse. The sudden surge in anti-opposition sentiments on the newspapers and TV along with the censorship of the Internet can only mean one thing. Malaysia is slowly, but surely turning into another form of the People's Republic of China. If you think this is a lie, think again.

The mainstream media(TV, radio, newspapers, magazines) is being controlled by the government, hands down. That's a common fact. However, what we don't realize is the fact that it is being scrutinized and manipulated by the BN regime. Yes, the BN regime is the government simply because of the fact that Barisan Nasional is the dominating political party in Malaysia. How is it being manipulated, you might ask. The newspapers are always running headlines on how 'great' the BN regime is. In fact, The Star and New Straits Times are filled with nothing but pro-BN articles. TV stations will always broadcast pro-government campaigns and news that are cleared for release by the corrupt BN regime. They will always give you the half-truth and lies but never the big picture or the real story. Let us have a look the BERSIH and anti-ISA rallies.

Everytime these events occur, the newspapers will not hesitate to run headlines that are clearly meant to deface key opposition leaders while the TV channels are filled with biased commercials about these rallies. And everytime one of these rallies are organized and carried out, the so-called Polis Diraja Malaysia(PDRM, Royal Malaysian Police in English) will never hesitate to play with their tear gas grenades and water cannons which are filled with chemical-laced water, not to mention the fact that they will also arrest the protestants with excessive violence. But everytime this happens, the mainstream media will ALWAYS fail to report the fact that the police force used excessive force, especially in the more recent BERSIH 2.0 rally. Have a look at these headlines.

Bernama headlines include: “Illegal Rally: Don’t Be Fooled By It!” and “Ilegal Rally Was To Serve Opposition’s Agenda.”
The Star headlines include: “Najib: Cops acted professionally during rallies” and “Street demonstrations not part of Malaysian culture, says PM.”
The Sun headlines include: “Najib: Anwar is mastermind behind rally” and “Rally organizers have no respect for King’s advice: Home Minister.”
New Strait Times headlines include: “Anwar, the mastermind behind illegal assembly, desperate to be PM” and “Good job, PM tells Police.”

Note that none of the headlines say anything about the excessive force used by our 'policemen' who acted like gangsters in the course of their duties. Instead, they blab about how these rallies are 'meant to fulfill the opposition's agenda' and 'threaten the nation's security'. We're not even allowed to express our opinion. This is NOT democracy at all so please, Mr. Prime Minister. Do not blab about democracy existing in UMNO when it clearly doesn't. Freedom of expression and assembly is guaranteed in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights as well as the Federal Constitution of Malaysia. Even the government breaks it's own laws!

I remember back when I was still in Sibu, Sarawak. The BN's sub-party, Sarawak United People's Party deliberately moved their campaigning to Rejang Park where the DAP was already campaigning to cause chaos. Back then, Sibu was a fierce political battleground. All the major figures from both sides came to Sibu to win the support of the town. Even Lim Guan Eng, Anwar Ibrahim and the Prime Minister showed up. On the night before the town elections, Najib tried to buy Sibu over with MYR5 million. However, the mainstream media failed to report this bribe on the newspapers and the 8PM News, along with the fact that the BN regime manipulated the polls on the next day under the excuse of postal voting and the fact that Najib had a very 'lansi' attitude after the bribe was offered. The only ones who gave coverage on the bribe were online news outlets like The Malaysian Insider and MalaysiaKini.

'I don't have to come here. Why come to Rajang Park? Why? This is not a place for the Prime Minister to come!'

Speaking of online news outlets, Malaysia is facing early signs of Internet censorship. All of a sudden, the MCMC decided to block 10 legitimate file-sharing websites which triggered Operation Malaysia. Now that PRU13/GE13(Pilihanraya Umum 13/General Elections 13th) is just around the corner, the Internet is being censored for the second time in the year. According to the government, political activity on the Internet is to be banned. Opposition speeches are already banned from being broadcast on TV and radio. How the BN regime can still call this democracy is beyond my comprehension. Najib even dared to claim that political websites will not be banned. How are we supposed to believe that when you claimed that there will be no form of Internet censorship in April and even dared to violate the MSC Bill of Rights? How do we know that this is not an early step to a Great Firewall of Malaysia? To add icing to the cake, Najib has recently launched a campaign against the opposition on the Internet. Wow. Just wow. So they can campaign all they want on the Internet while the opposition is banned from doing the same shit?

In schools, textbooks and schoolteachers are being used to channel the BN's propaganda to the next generation. Schoolteachers blab about how dedicated the government is to their goal of turning Malaysia into a developed nation while P. Moral and Civics textbooks blab about how 'great' the BN regime is. Fact is, schools in Malaysia do not innovate. Schools in Malaysia are basically teaching us 'Its okay to remove, copy and paste'. There is absolutely no emphasis on 'Don't just follow the left, find the right way' at all. In fact, the format of the folios you have to complete in a Malaysian high school restricts your creativity to the point where your final product will be similar to everyone else's. Schoolteachers are also forced to attend the BN's seminars and listen to their bullshit while being forced to vote for them.

Speaking of the BN's seminars, I have two words to sum them all up. THEY'RE RIDICULOUS. Seriously, you have to sit your ass in a chair just to listen to them bullshit about stuff they don't care about. Once you're done and leave the room, they'll give you a few hundred ringgit and if you're lucky, some freebies and a free meal. No, seriously. Last year, I got MYR300 from them and a free dinner just by sitting down in the coffee shop where Najib was giving out his bribe. In fact, all civil servants are forced to attend these boring seminars whether they like it or not. But then, why should they give a fuck? They're getting high paychecks from these assholes after all.

Anyone who criticizes the government openly runs the risk of being arrested or scandalized. Anyone who organizes an event which can go against the interests of the BN runs the risk of even more scandalization and the possibility of getting owned by the ISA. Anyone who gets too close to overthrowing the BN regime is assassinated. That happened a few decades ago when Sabah and Sarawak tried to bail out of the colonization of the BN regime which is why if there is going to be a revolution, it will not be a peaceful, unarmed one. Problem is, most people still do not see the need to get involved in this. No, they won't even bother voting. Why? Because according to them, what the political parties do have nothing to do with them. Fact is, the actions taken by the government has EVERYTHING to do with the people. The more recent economic recession in 1997 is living proof of that.

I hate to say this but at the rate we are going, Malaysia is slowly but surely turning into another form of the People's Republic of China. The calm has arrived. We must prepare for the storm now.

Proton, Y U SO LOUSY?

I am seriously laughing my ass off now at the Proton's new Persona concept car. Someone burn down Proton's headquarters already for crying out loud. Other than the Inspira, this is perhaps the most ridiculous rip-off they have ever made.

This is the new concept car of the upcoming Proton Persona. Now, let's compare it with these two cars.

The Infiniti G35

The Toyota Corolla Altis

If you study these two cars carefully and compare them with the Persona concept car, you'll see that on the front and side, the Persona looks like a friggin Altis while the rear is basically a shorter version of the Infiniti G35 with inverted lights. So please, cry me a fucking river already if you're going to stick with that bullshit statement about Proton producing quality cars. POWER WINDOW ROSAK OOOOOOOOHHH TIDAK OOOOOHHH NOOOOOOOO

The Calm Before The Storm

GE13 huh? There’s a lot of talk about that now and to be honest, I’m not surprised. I mean, it is around the corner after all so who wouldn’t get excited about it. Of course, those who just don’t give a shit about politics won’t even know what a general election is but nevermind that for now.

Once again, the BN is using their dirty strategies to get people to vote for them. Newspaper headlines are filled with pro-BN propaganda while radio and TV stations broadcast the BN's commercials like puppets. But then, did you expect anything less from the BN regime? They have been doing the same shit for the past 54 years and the BN pretty much controls the mainstream media.

As usual, the BN regime is taking steps to silence the opposition and spread their lies and propaganda to the public. All of a sudden, Ambiga gets detained again, Anwar Ibrahim is still being accused of sodomy(Yes, again lol), the BN makes a lot of bullshit statements and guess what? The Malaysian Internet is being censored... again. For the second time in 2011, the Malaysian government is censoring the Internet. This time, their intention is to 'prevent any amount of politicking over the Internet'. Now that is seriously fucked up.

This is not democracy at all. Opposition speeches are banned from being broadcast over TV and radio stations. A Putrajaya voter's vote counts more than any other vote from anywhere else. Legitimate gatherings, organizations and assemblies are being banned for no reason whatsoever. We are not allowed to voice out our opinion about the current BN regime at all. And now you want to censor the Internet again? The BN is allowed to violate their own laws while the opposition leaders have to face the risk of being arrested for going against the ruling party. How is that fair? The BN even assassinates those who get too close to overthrowing their regime. Muslims are allowed to commit acts which are disrespectful to other religions and yet non-Muslims are not allowed to do that.

There is no doubt that the BN will win in GE13 again. After all, SPR is BN's doggy. We will certainly see a hike in votes in favor of the opposition parties but since the BN owns SPR, they get to manipulate the voting system all they want. Remember, there was a 1400% rise in postal votes for the BN in a recent election so don't be surprised if they pull up this kind of bullshit. We can also expect more lawsuits and scandals for the opposition leaders, along with more intensified propaganda from the BN. Seriously, just by attending one of their political rallies or seminars, you can get a free meal, some freebies and a few hundred Malaysian Ringgit.

We, Malaysians are being controlled by a lot of ridiculous laws including the UCUC, the Sedition Act, the Official Secrets Act and even the Printing Press & Publication Act. Basically, all these laws restrict your democratic rights and all these laws state that the BN regime may arrest you if they choose to for no apparent reason. We are forced to be brainwashed by the corrupt government pig dogs who have been lobbying for 54 years to get what they want. Sorry BN. But no matter what you do, you can never completely censor the Internet.

Fact is, you have no rights in here. You do not have the right to voice out your opinion. You do not have the right to criticize the government, you do not have the right to criticize the education system. Its all just an illusion. An illusion created by the government so that you will continue to suck on their tiny cocks. You give some but they return nothing. Why do you think our economy is still mediocre compared to Singapore? Why do you think prices are still rising like crazy?

Whether we like it or not, it is only a matter of time now before the east splits from the west. In the future(Possibly 2020), we can expect uprisings to be staged in Sarawak and Sabah as they realize the fact that the BN cannot be trusted on a large scale. But until then, the BN will certainly continue to spread their lies and bullshit. Oh well, this nation has always been fucked up anyway. Its only a matter of time before it self-destructs.

The wonders of Photoshop

You'd be surprised at how you can implement the road signs and billboards into Photoshop's magic. This is how MY.PacmanZ does it.

This one was based on the No Entry/One Way Road signboards in Malaysia. However, I was too lazy and made it a square instead.

Remember those ridiculous Tak Nak! Merokok(I do not want to smoke in BM) billboards that could be seen in schools and roadsides? I got bored and decided to make a parody of it. This time, the corrupt BN regime being the subject instead of cigarettes.

Remember Uncle Sam? Yep, this is based on America's now-infamous Uncle Sam. Its pretty much a reference to his bribe in Sibu last year. The line 'you help me, I fuck you' actually came from a comment which was seen in one of MalaysiaKini's videos on Youtube.

Muhyiddin: No English option

Once again, Muhyiddin the asshole(aka: Najib's lapdog) is showing off his faggotry by claiming more bullshit. Instead of listening to the people, he repeated the mistakes of our 'dear' Prime Minister by attempting to silence everyone and take action that is against the interests of the people. In this case, he's closing the debate on the issue of Science and Mathematics being taught in BM.

According to him, if they implemented a dual-language system, it would be chaotic. He also dared to use the excuse of insufficient English teachers. If there are insufficient English teachers in a school that wants to use English to teach these subjects, then why not transfer more English teachers to that particular school? Yes, English proficiency did not improve after the introduction of PPMSI from Mahathir. However, by abolishing the PPMSI, we can expect to see a drastic drop in our standards as students will not feel the need to learn English anymore as it can be considered as a language that is not necessary. After all, SPM is the only thing they give a fuck about for the time being. No, increasing the English periods from 240 minutes to 300 minutes will not help. Don't forget, most of the teachers in government schools who teach English are actually teachers who are not qualified to teach English at all.

And what about those who are not going to enlist in BM-exclusive universities? What about those who are planning to enlist in universities like Taylors and Monash? They'll have a god damn hard time adjusting to the language due to the fact that they are not used to writing their scientific reports in English. And again, we already have enough subjects being taught in BM. We don't need anymore of those, thank you very much.

The PPMSI policy is not to blame for the lack of progress from it. If you want to point fingers at someone, why don't you start with the education system and it's staff? Seriously, I know a lot of English teachers who can't even pronounce words like 'vegetables', 'orthodox', 'orange' and 'apple' correctly. Since we are talking about teachers in government schools, why don't we also look at the fact that most English teachers just give their students homework instead of teaching them the actual stuff they need to know and master? Seriously, most government school teachers are like that. Do this page on your workbook, do that page on your workbook, done. In fact, that's all they need to do to get their ridiculously high(according to MY standards) paychecks. I could go on and rant about the education system too but we'll leave that for another post.

The MBMMBI policy that is going to replace Mahathir's PPMSI policy will certainly result in a huge drop in the percentage of students who passed English in their SPM and PMR. The reasons are simple enough. As I have stated above, most students will not see the point of passing their English as it is not a mandatory subject to obtain an SPM certificate. As a result, they won't give a flying fuck about it. By replacing the language used in Mathematifcs and Science subjects with BM, the Ministry of Education is only making things worse. But then, this is Malaysia after all. They don't give a fuck as long as they get what they want. No, they don't give a fuck about what you say. Sorry, PAGE. They just don't care so if you're reading this, I wish the Parents Action Group good luck in their protest against the MBMMBI policy. I can assure all of you that should you fail, Malaysia will become the least preferred country in the world.


P.S.: Muhyiddin even dares to talk cock about respecting the government's decision when he himself does not respect the wishes of the public. Oh the irony...
Seriously, wouldn't it be more prudent to just fucking remove English from the curriculum?